* A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water.
Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen! My God! I've killed the motorist.
Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen! My God! I've killed the motorist.
• M_rkh, St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer, Bewak_f, Ghoch _, _ll_, Bhondu_, dekha... Everything is incomplete without `U'
• As u face a brand new day, bow ur head & say this prayer: Thank u Lord for having this amazingly gud luking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.
• A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes.
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!
• Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.
A: In advertisements.
• Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
• Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
• What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
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